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Post by Keeper on Apr 27, 2007 16:17:14 GMT -5
So one of my clients works for the "US Government" thats all he can ever tell me, he also happens to be the father in law of my cousin, who told me that what he means when he works for the "US Government" is that he works for the CIA. So my client called me today with some questions and we're talking, and he says, if you ever get tired of the insurance industry give me your resume and I'll get it into the right hands. I would have to say it is certainly the most interesting job offer I've ever been offered.
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Post by Katie on Apr 27, 2007 16:21:08 GMT -5
What I want to know is what's on your resume that would make you look attractive to the CIA.
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Post by Keeper on Apr 27, 2007 16:30:28 GMT -5
Lets see, graduated from BYU with a BA, worked in a variety of jobs from custodial, landscaping, drafting, construction, and movies prior to my current job. I'm licensed with the state of Utah to do Mortgages, property and casualty insurance, life and health insurance, and I just got registered with the NASD and SEC to do securities. I also have a lot of community and church involvement. And I'm a nice guy :-)
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Post by Katie on Apr 27, 2007 16:39:49 GMT -5
Mmmhmm. The 'nice guy' part, especially, will have everyone -- not just the CIA, but the DIA, the NSA, USSS, the other NSA, SecDef, SecState, SecTres, the POTUS, and the FLOTUS -- tripping all over themselves to recruit you once you announce an early retirement from the insurance industry.
But if penguins turn up on your doorstep, say no, pack up, and seek sanctuary from NORAD. They have asparagus.
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Post by Keeper on Apr 27, 2007 16:54:36 GMT -5
Well since the Penguins can of course get into norad, despite the aspargus, and the fact that norad is about 8 hours from here by vehicle abd they would probably intercept me I should probably find someplace closer that has asparagus. The safe houses in La Verkin or Green River should probably serve me fine. Probably Green River though, La Verkin is too close to Area 51.
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Post by Katie on Apr 27, 2007 17:35:35 GMT -5
Yes, there's all kinds of crazy nonsense going on at Area 51. Ever see the movie Independence Day?
But, I don't know about Green River. Odd name. Does the river glow green at night? Is there a nuclear power plant or radioactive waste dump site in the area?
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mathoni
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Post by mathoni on Apr 27, 2007 17:43:52 GMT -5
Unfortunatly the river does not glow green, although that would be very cool. There are the tailings of a uranium mine though with lots of signs, beware of radiation, and not to mention the abondonded nuclear warhead factory.
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Post by D.A.E. on Apr 27, 2007 23:01:11 GMT -5
lol damn man! I say give him the resume and figure out what kinda job you can get, but just remember we got Denver next year! So book off some time secret agent man! hahaha.
Drew
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Post by strife on Apr 28, 2007 12:55:35 GMT -5
Well if keeper ever "disappears" I guess we know where he went.
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Post by Falco on Apr 29, 2007 7:48:52 GMT -5
Well Insurance cover up for the CIA sounds extremely realistic.
lol Keeper is going to be the first American James Bond
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